Unvaccinated Americans Being Thrown in Jail! Face Death Penalty!

Washington DC – In a surprise move Thursday, President Biden issued an executive order allowing unvaccinated Americans to be arrested and thrown in jail for, “threatening the lives of every American, including themselves.”

In a statement released by the White House, a spokesman said:

“Americans who failed to get the vaccine by January 1, 2022, are now considered fugitives and will be arrested on sight. Once in jail, they will have 30 days to comply with the order to get vaccinated. If they fail to do so, the death penalty will be imposed and the gas chamber will be utilized. This is for their own protection as well as the protection of every American citizen.”

We spoke to a woman who was jailed for not complying with the vaccine mandate and asked her about this new rule:

“This is absolutely insane! All of this because I don’t want to get the shot? Democrats want to control us and stop us from voting, that’s what this is really about. They don’t care about our health at all! I hope they all drop dead from COVID! Fuck those liberal assholes!”

The woman’s execution is scheduled for March 1, 2022 at midnight should she not be vaccinated by then.

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