Beijing – The US Bobsled Team has changed the name of the bobsled to, “Democrats.” We asked one member of the team about the name change:
“Really, nothing is taking America downhill faster than the Democrats. We fooled around with names like AOC, Omar, and so on, but at the end of the day, Democrats was all encompassing and it just stuck. We’re very patriotic, but let’s be real, if our sled we’re slow, we’d simply call it, Biden. We do have a fast sled!”
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