US-Mexico Border Open Wider Than Ever. Illegal Aliens Driving American Tanks to Texas!

El Paso – The US southern border crisis with Mexico has been growing at an alarming rate.

In 2021, more than 2 million illegal aliens have crossed into the United States unchallenged via the open southern border, thanks to President Biden.

Now, in 2022, illegal aliens have secured a variety of weapons from the drug cartels. Everything from knives, to handguns, to fully automatic weapons, to even tanks. Yes, tanks! 

What’s left of the southern border wall will soon be destroyed by armed, illegal aliens crossing the border with military-grade weapons. We spoke to a Border Patrol agent and this is what he had to say:

“This is crazy! We’re seeing all types of weapons come into this country and there’s virtually nothing we can do about it. And these weapons are ours! They’re American weapons! The rumor is that the Afghans shipped the weapons we left behind there to Mexico. And now they’re using our own weapons against us to come here. It’s an invasion, man!

And look over there. They’re building a steel bridge. Steel! How the hell can this happen? Oh, that’s right. Dementia Joe is in charge. God help us! If this doesn’t end soon, we’d be better off in Mexico.”

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