Moscow – Ukraine narrowly escaped a war of monumental proportions with Russia by acting quickly and decisively. Ukraine president, Volodymyr Zelensky, ordered his border patrol to close the border to anyone who cannot show proof of vaccination.
Russian military leaders were caught off guard and quick to retreat once this new policy was put into place.
We spoke to Russian President Putin about this latest development:
“Dis is outrage! My men are healthy. They don’t need proof of anything! Russia army strong like bull.
Anyvay, I have doctor making vaccine right now. We will invade next month when we print real and fake vaccine cards. Ukraine too stupid to notice difference.”
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